Here’s my number. Promise you’ll call?

I swear.

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jtotheizzoe:

griseus:

The spotted handfish (Brachionichthys hirsutus), an amazing creature that walks the ocean floor, is a rare Australian fish from the family Brachionichthyidae. It is classified as Critically Endangered on the IUCN Red List 2002. is the first Australian marine species to be threatened with extinction.

The greatest threats to the handfish appear to be siltation and invasive species. The Derwent Estuary where the fish lives is highly urbanised and industrialised, and a range of marine pests have been introduced through shipping.  One key pest is the Northern Pacific Seastar (Asterias amurensis), a particularly large and voracious predator that is now abundant in the estuary. Studies by CSIRO show that the seastars eat the stalked ascidians that the handfish use to attach their eggs.

Like I always say, a fish with a hand is better than two in the bush

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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itsmetaylormarie:

When people ask why I want a fox

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20!?

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variablejabberwocky:

clockworkkanella:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

M͛ͯ҉͜͏̬͍̰̪E͌̃ͬ̆́͊͐҉̡̱͖̲̻̹̦͇Ǒ͈̪͉̩̖ͯͫ̐͟W̃ͪ͛́͊͊ͭͩ̚͘҉̖̪̗͈̤͙̹͓͚͝

variablejabberwocky:

clockworkkanella:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

M͛ͯ҉͜͏̬͍̰̪E͌̃ͬ̆́͊͐҉̡̱͖̲̻̹̦͇Ǒ͈̪͉̩̖ͯͫ̐͟W̃ͪ͛́͊͊ͭͩ̚͘҉̖̪̗͈̤͙̹͓͚͝

(Source: arvidabystrom)

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piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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